IF

If I came to the kitchen,
 
Made a cake and a pie,

Without my head over the counter,

Would you call me small?


If I added the spices,

Cut the meat into strips,

But fit in the pot,

Would you say I'm tiny?


If I poured the sugar,
 
Added the flour,

But tripped over a bug,

Would you call me puny?


If I boiled the noodles,

Added a butter sauce,

But the noodle was bigger than me,

Would you call me a shrimp?

Or would you eat the noodles,

And ask for more?

I wonder: